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When YouTube said "Custom Instrumentals," the robots heard "Dance battle at dawn."

Snark Bytes: YouTube Lets You Remix Reality with “Custom Instrumentals” AI Tool

YouTube unveiled its latest push into AI-powered creativity: Custom Instrumentals. Music industry insiders are thrilled, by which I mean Googling “how to sue an algorithm.”

Man reading paper announcing Facebook is bringing back friends.

SnarkBytes: Meta Discovers Friends Were the Point of Facebook All Along, World Pretends to Be Shocked

Facebook is “bringing the magic of friends back,” which raises the obvious question: where exactly did the magic go?

Snark Bytes: AirPods Max, Now With Actual Audio Features

Snark Bytes: AirPods Max, Now With Actual Audio Features

Apple has announced that the AirPods Max are finally getting actual audio features next month.

Snark Bytes: The Pebble Smartwatch Resurrection

Snark Bytes: The Pebble Smartwatch Resurrection

The Pebble smartwatch that refused to die is officially coming back!

Snark Bytes: Investing My Life Savings in a Wall of SEALMINERs

Snark Bytes: Investing My Life Savings in a Wall of SEALMINERs

Bitdeer just dropped the SEALMINER A2 Pro, the must-have Bitcoin mining rig. Naturally, I’ve just liquidated my 401(k)

Snark Bytes: Hotshot Joins xAI, Breaks the Simulation by Announcing It on X

Another day, another AI acquisition. This time, Hotshot Support has been swallowed whole by xAI.

Snark Bytes: Flock Safety Secures $275M to Keep an Even Closer Eye on You

Snark Bytes: Flock Safety Secures $275M to Keep an Even Closer Eye on You

Flock Safety unveils its latest coup de main: a staggering $275 million raise aimed at propelling its so-called “safety technology ecosystem.”