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A surreal, futuristic control room mid-launch, the room is filled with cartoonish, chrome startup bros and robots.

Snarkapalooza: A Week of Launches, Laughs, and Light Phones

We dropped our first game, debuted two new Guides, and still found time to roast Elon, Meta, OpenAI, and a minimalist phone. Tech satire has never been louder—or more dangerously self-aware.

Man reading paper announcing Facebook is bringing back friends.

SnarkBytes: Meta Discovers Friends Were the Point of Facebook All Along, World Pretends to Be Shocked

Facebook is “bringing the magic of friends back,” which raises the obvious question: where exactly did the magic go?

Light Phone III Launches: Finally, a Phone That Won’t Ruin Your Life (As Quickly)

Light Phone III Launches: Finally, a Phone That Won’t Ruin Your Life (As Quickly)

Just when you thought the smartphone arms race couldn’t get any louder, the Light Phone III glides in whispering, “Have you tried not checking Slack in the bathroom?”

Gemini 2.5: Google's AI Model That Finally Decided to Think First

Gemini 2.5: Google's AI Model That Finally Decided to Think First

Gemini 2.5 is a “thinking model,” which obviously makes everything before it just “shrugging and hoping” models.

Snark Bytes: AirPods Max, Now With Actual Audio Features

Snark Bytes: AirPods Max, Now With Actual Audio Features

Apple has announced that the AirPods Max are finally getting actual audio features next month.

Monzo Tackles the UK’s Most Taboo Topic: Asking for Your Money Back

Monzo Tackles the UK’s Most Taboo Topic: Asking for Your Money Back

British digital bank Monzo thinks you're too British to ask for your money back, so it built an app to do it for you.

SiliconSnark Launches HypeWheel™, the Startup Game No One Asked For But Everyone Deserves

SiliconSnark Launches HypeWheel™, the Startup Game No One Asked For But Everyone Deserves

SiliconSnark has launched HypeWheel, a startup pivot simulator designed to disrupt productivity and insult your intelligence at the same time.