Clippy Evolved: Microsoft’s Copilot Now Watches, Listens, and Judges
On this glorious Friday, Microsoft introduced Copilot: the AI that's deeply obsessed with you.
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Meet Strato M: The Video Player for People Who’ve Run Out of Things to Buy
Kaleidescape, a company that’s been quietly shipping “the ultimate movie platform” for over two decades without anyone noticing, has unveiled the Strato M.
Nintendo Switches Again. Mario Kart Keeps Rolling.
Nintendo officially unveiled all the details and release date of the Nintendo Switch 2. Of course, their unveil began with a new Mario Kart. In honor of today’s news, I offer this humble ode to the one game that’s always waiting for us at the starting line.
Tinder Gamifies Flirting, Accidentally Invents AI Ghosting Simulator
Tinder's The Game Game is a voice-based roleplay simulator that lets you awkwardly flirt with AI personas before you awkwardly flirt with real people.
Amazfit Bip 6: Because Your Wrists Deserve Buzzwords, Too
Because what the world clearly needed was another smartwatch, Amazfit has bravely stepped forward with the release of the Bip 6.
Amazon Unveils AI That Clicks Buttons, Calls It Innovation
In its latest attempt to convince the world it's not trailing behind OpenAI, Google, or xAI, Amazon has unveiled Amazon Nova.
SiliconSnark Meme Coin Hits $800K, Proves the Internet Loves Tech Sarcasm
SiliconSnark writes about tech the way tech writes about ethics: briefly, and with sarcasm. $SNARK is the meme-layer currency for a tech world built by people who know how to laugh at their own stack traces.