Elon Announces Acquisition of X by xAI on X, Breaking the Space-Time Continuity A snarky take on Elon Musk’s latest bid to collapse the universe into a recursive branding singularity of X.
TechCrunch Got Acquired Again, So We Did a Pitch Deck Teardown Of Their Press Release Pour one out for the Disrupt-branded hoodies and whatever shred of independence TechCrunch still had left in the Yahoo basement. The tech media institution just got scooped up by yet another private equity firm.
