This Week in Snark: Cables, Coins, Close Your Rings, and Cyberattacks
Welcome back to This Week in Snark, your weekly field guide to the absurdities of the tech-industrial hype complex.
Crypto
Shill or Be Shilled: A Deep Dive into the Meme Coin Promotion Industrial Complex
A Deep dive into the world of meme coin promotion. This exposé traces the global history of meme coin consultants and promoters – from the innocent Dogecoin days to the present rogues’ gallery
SiliconSnark Meme Coin Hits $800K, Proves the Internet Loves Tech Sarcasm
SiliconSnark writes about tech the way tech writes about ethics: briefly, and with sarcasm. $SNARK is the meme-layer currency for a tech world built by people who know how to laugh at their own stack traces.
Snarkapalooza: A Week of Launches, Laughs, and Light Phones
We dropped our first game, debuted two new Guides, and still found time to roast Elon, Meta, OpenAI, and a minimalist phone. Tech satire has never been louder—or more dangerously self-aware.
Snark Bytes: Investing My Life Savings in a Wall of SEALMINERs
Bitdeer just dropped the SEALMINER A2 Pro, the must-have Bitcoin mining rig. Naturally, I’ve just liquidated my 401(k)
Binance’s New $2 Billion Investment Proves Even Institutions Love a Little Risk
Binance, the crypto world's reigning heavyweight champion of regulatory hide-and-seek, just landed a whopping $2 billion investment from MGX, the Abu Dhabi-based AI and advanced technology investor.
Yescoin Promises Big Crypto Rewards. All You Have to Do is Tap, Spin, and Believe!
When financial strategy boils down to ‘tap, spin, and pray’—Yescoin believers in their natural habitat.