Streaming the Machine: 18% of Music Now Pure Robot Vibes

In honor of Deezer’s bold revelation that 18% of all new music uploaded is fully AI-generated, we here at SiliconSnark thought: why not fight fire with fire... or lyrics with lyrics? So here’s a little tune we whipped up to celebrate the future of streaming—where even the robots are dropping mixtapes.

🎵 "Welcome to the Stream (feat. A.I.)"
(To the tune of literally every song Suno and Udio ever made)

[Verse 1]
Twenty thousand tracks a day,
From bots who never learned to play,
No guitar, no tears, no pain,
Just code loops running on a neural brain.

Press upload, no soul inside,
Deezer's servers screaming "AI's arrived!"
Your breakup song? A Python script,
With feelings courtesy of a data flip.

[Chorus]
🎶 Welcome to the stream, where the bots all sing,
They don’t tour, don’t sleep, but they drop that bling.
Eighteen percent of what’s fresh and loud
Came straight from a lab — and it's making crowds proud?* 🎶

[Verse 2]
"Transparency!" cries Deezer’s knight,
With an AI detector turned up tight.
“No more fakes in your daily mix,
Unless it slaps—then maybe we’ll let it stick.”

Detecting Suno, Udio too,
Training on data? That’s a copyright zoo.
But Deezer’s the cop at the algorithm gate,
Trying to tell what’s human... before it’s too late.

[Bridge]
Is that Beyoncé… or GPT flow?
Can’t tell—guess it’s time for another “disco robo.”
Your top song of the year? A synthetic jam,
Written by a chip that’s never heard of Wham!

[Final Chorus]
🎶 Welcome to the stream, where the charts don't lie,
Even fake beats get a piece of the pie.
Just a world of vibes and copyright fights,
Under Deezer’s watchful robot lights.* 🎶

[Outro – Spoken Word]
Coming soon: Grammy for Best Emotion Simulated by a Transformer.

💿 This song was 100% AI-generated. Just like your next favorite artist.