Snark Bytes: Dexterity Raises $95M to Teach Robots the Joys of Manual Labor

Dexterity just raised $95 million and announced it with a LinkedIn post so brief it felt like an afterthought. No details, no fanfare, just a link to a much longer Bloomberg feature, because why explain your own vision when a paywall can do it for you?

This level of efficiency (or laziness?) deserves a response in kind. Enter Snark Bytes, our new format for tech stories that only need a "byte" of snark. Some announcements just speak for themselves, and this one practically begs for it.

So, what’s Bloomberg’s big reveal? That Dexterity’s "AI of AIs" is tackling warehouse logistics, making robots smart enough to load trucks and sort packages. Groundbreaking? Maybe. Overhyped? Definitely. With that, here's our first Snark Byte:

Dexterity’s "AI of AIs" promises to revolutionize logistics by creating the most overqualified warehouse workers in history, because what global supply chains really needed was a sentient stack of forklifts with deep learning capabilities. With $95 million more in funding, they’re doubling down on their mission to make sure robots, not humans, suffer the soul-crushing monotony of loading boxes. Progress!