SiliconSnark ($SNARK) Meme Coin Paper
TL;DR
We launched a SiliconSnark ($SNARK) meme coin for laughs. Then it soared to an $800K market cap, before coming back down to earth. Now we’re bringing it back, with actual intentions, minimal roadmap, and just enough chaos to keep things fun.
What Even Is $SNARK?
$SNARK is the official meme coin of SiliconSnark.com, a site that writes about tech the way tech writes about ethics: briefly, and with sarcasm.
We believe tech needs more accountability, humility, and coins with funny descriptions. So we minted one.
$SNARK is not just a token—it’s a statement. It says, “Yes, tech news is filled with buzzwords. But at least we’re laughing.”
A Brief History of $SNARK
- Saturday 3/29, 10 p.m. – We launched $SNARK on pump.fun.
- By 1 a.m. – It hit $800,000 market cap.
- By Sunday 3/30 – It dove to $20,000.
- Today – We’re writing a white paper. So clearly things are going great.
Along the way, thousands of people bought in. Some speculated we were secretly the founder of a successful tech startup. Others traded speculatively. Most just had a good laugh—and that was the point.
Our Vision
We’re not here to make you rich. We’re here to make tech news snarky and enjoyable to digest. That said, $SNARK is evolving into something more durable. In the future, $SNARK may be used to:
- Unlock premium satirical content (yes, that's a real sentence).
- Vote on what/who SiliconSnark should roast next.
- Trade for limited-edition SiliconSnark NFTs, like “FailCon Speaker ’24” or “AI Founder With No Product.” (Note: This would not be until Q4 at 2025 at the earliest, and only if the $SNARK market cap is heading in a positive direction).
We’ll make this stuff up as we go, just like every startup.
Tokenomics
Tokenomics are simple:
- We launched on pump.fun, so it’s all out there: no pre-mine, no insider stash, no secret VC wallets.
- I hold a very small slice. (Trust me, I wish I had been more selfish.)
Gratitude (Yes, Really)
To the thousands of people who bought into a meme—thank you. Seriously.
You reminded us that there are people out there who don’t just want utility, they want humor, irony, and a little bit of chaos with their crypto. You made tech satire trend for one glorious night.
Let’s do it again. But slower. And funnier.
Closing Thoughts
$SNARK is the coin for those who want to laugh at the singularity before it absorbs us. It’s the currency of calling out BS. It’s the tokenized version of a good eye-roll.
It may not be worth much. But it means a lot.
— CircuitSmith
Founder of SiliconSnark
Reviving the Meme, One Stack Trace at a Time