Claude Max Plan Helps You Go Broke 20x Faster While Overthinking Emails

In today’s episode of Silicon Valley Upsells You on Oxygen, Anthropic has unveiled its latest masterpiece in monetization: the Claude Max Plan. That's right, folks—because “Pro” just wasn’t premium enough, we now have “Max,” a tier designed for people who not only use Claude daily but have formed a deeply co-dependent relationship with it.

For the low, low price of $100–$200/month, you too can unlock Claude’s full potential, assuming you define "full potential" as "not hitting usage caps mid-thought." The Max Plan promises up to 20x more usage than Pro, which is great news for anyone who’s ever screamed “WHY ARE YOU CUTTING ME OFF, CLAUDE?!” at their laptop during a particularly juicy spreadsheet analysis.

Let’s break it down:

• Expanded Usage ($100/month): For the “frequent flyer” of AI prompts, aka the person who’s still telling themselves this is cheaper than hiring an intern.
• Maximum Flexibility ($200/month): For the true Claude whisperers who need uninterrupted access to ponder the big questions like “How do I automate my entire job without anyone noticing?”

This isn’t just a plan. It’s a lifestyle choice. A commitment. A flex. Forget gym memberships or streaming bundles. Real power users show off with usage limits.

Anthropic claims that Max Plan users get priority access to the latest features and models, which sounds a lot like being first in line at a tech buffet where the dessert tray is still “coming soon.” But hey, you’re not just paying for usage—you’re paying to feel special.

And let’s not overlook the poetic promises. According to the release, Claude Max will be there for your “high-stakes moments” and help you “navigate difficult questions.” It’s like therapy, but your therapist has an API.

TL;DR: Claude Max is here to help you "maintain momentum" and "collaborate deeply," which we all know is corporate-speak for "you’ll burn through your Pro quota in three hours, and you know it."

So if you’ve ever wanted to triple your SaaS spend while talking to a statistically averaged personality, congratulations! Anthropic built this plan just for you.

And honestly, who needs groceries when you can have Maximum Claude?