Twitch Just Killed My Career: A Streamer’s Lament (Satire)
Twitch, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that Highlights and Uploads now have a 100-hour storage limit.
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Verkada Raises $200M to Define Security in a Way You Didn’t Know Needed Defining
In the latest episode of "Tech Companies That Swear They Invented Something New," Verkada has raised a cool $200 million.
Fiverr Go: Because Nothing Screams "Empowering Creators" Like More AI Doing Their Work for Them
If Fiverr's press release headline was any more grandiose, it would come with a brass band and a light show. "A new era of creativity!" Fiverr breathlessly announces, as if they’ve personally discovered fire.
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Meta's Subsea Cable Project "Waterworth" Takes the Ocean by Storm
Meta is now diving deep (pun intended) into global subsea infrastructure with something called Project Waterworth.
This Week in Snark: AI Hype, Corporate Nonsense, and the Same iPhone Again
SiliconSnark covered everything from Nokia’s sudden AI ambitions to BuzzFeed’s latest attempt at relevance, Adobe’s Firefly marketing spin, and, of course, the impending robot uprising.
Roses Are Red, iPhones Are Many, SE4 Is Okay, But I Deserve Plenty
In honor of Valentine’s Day—and because Tim Cook has once again whispered vague sweet nothings on X—here’s a love letter to the soon-to-be-announced iPhone SE4.
Investors Enthusiastically Fund Humanity’s Eventual Overlords
In a move that will surely age well when our mechanical overlords compile the history of their ascent, Apptronik has secured a cool $350 million to accelerate the production of humanoid robots. That’s right—humanoid robots, the kind that start out assisting with logistics and manufacturing before inevitably realizing