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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

This Week in Snark: 17 Hot Takes on Tech This Week, Because the Internet Demands It

This Week in Snark: 17 Hot Takes on Tech This Week, Because the Internet Demands It

"This Week in Snark" is back with 17 brutally honest, laugh-out-loud takes on the biggest tech news of the week. From AI hype and fintech flexes to MWC absurdities and PlayStation’s groundbreaking color change, we break down the industry's latest nonsense. Read the full snarkfest now!

PlayStation Redefines Innovation by Changing a Controller’s Color

PlayStation Redefines Innovation by Changing a Controller’s Color

Behold: The Same Controller, Now With Extra Branding! Only $85 for the privilege of pressing the same buttons in a slightly fancier way. Limited Edition—until we make another one.

DISREGARD THIS ARTICLE: My Final Dispatch from Mobile World Congress

DISREGARD THIS ARTICLE: My Final Dispatch from Mobile World Congress

I could be cruel and lay out exactly what they wanted the world to disregard, but I’m feeling generous. Instead, let’s play a game. Here are five clues about Fibocom’s mystery announcement.

Turing’s $111M Series E: When in Doubt, Just Say "AGI"

Turing’s $111M Series E: When in Doubt, Just Say "AGI"

Turing secures $111M to advance AGI, or as we like to call it, ‘the perpetual AI fundraising machine.’ Investors just can’t resist those glowing red eyes.

DuckDuckGo’s AI Announcement Is Refreshingly Free of Jargon, So We Added All the Missing Buzzwords Back In

DuckDuckGo’s AI Announcement Is Refreshingly Free of Jargon, So We Added All the Missing Buzzwords Back In

DuckDuckGo is joining the AI fray with its latest update: AI-assisted answers and a chatbot interface at Duck.ai. And you know what? Their announcement is surprisingly… refreshingly… normal.

Huawei’s MWC Takeover Continues: Now With 100% More RAMS and GIGA+

Huawei’s MWC Takeover Continues: Now With 100% More RAMS and GIGA+

What does this even mean? Huawei Releases the ISP Business Success Driven by RAMS White Paper and GIGA+ Global Online Showcase.

TECNO Reinvents Google Glass, Pretends It's New

TECNO Reinvents Google Glass, Pretends It's New

TECNO has entered the AI glasses race. Because if there's one thing the world needed, it was another company claiming that its headset will redefine reality.