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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

Google’s Gemini Just Invited You to a Meeting About Meetings. Hope You Can Make It!

Google’s Gemini Just Invited You to a Meeting About Meetings. Hope You Can Make It!

When AI decides your schedule for you… Gemini in Gmail now auto-adds events to your calendar, whether you asked for them or not! Hope you like ‘Meetings about Meetings.’

5 Ways I Filled My Time While X Was Down

5 Ways I Filled My Time While X Was Down

For an hour, maybe two, we were forced to experience something truly horrifying: life without X.

SXSW Announces Pitch Winners, Forgets to Say What They Actually Do. We Fixed That!

SXSW Announces Pitch Winners, Forgets to Say What They Actually Do. We Fixed That!

In a move that only SXSW could pull off, the winners of the 2025 Pitch Competition were announced with all the fanfare of a royal coronation—but with none of the context. We've taken it upon ourselves to demystify these trailblazing startups.

GIGABYTE Wants You to Battle AI at SXSW. We’re Not Sure Who Wins

GIGABYTE Wants You to Battle AI at SXSW. We’re Not Sure Who Wins

GIGABYTE’s big reveal at SXSW 2025: an arcade game where you battle AI in real time. Oh, and something about editing 8K VR videos that no one but professional YouTubers will care about.

Rocket Companies Acquires Redfin to Make Homebuying "Magical"—Abracadabra, Your Savings Are Gone

Rocket Companies Acquires Redfin to Make Homebuying "Magical"—Abracadabra, Your Savings Are Gone

Rocket Companies is swallowing up Redfin in an all-stock deal worth a cool $1.75 billion.

Forget Strings and Sticks. Aeroband Wants You to Make Music Out of Thin Air at SXSW

Forget Strings and Sticks. Aeroband Wants You to Make Music Out of Thin Air at SXSW

The tech world typically respects the sanctity of the Sunday snooze, but thanks to SXSW, Aeroband decided that March 9, 2025, was the perfect day to drop their big announcement.

Bombie Rides the White House Crypto Summit Wave to Announce… ARPPU?

Bombie Rides the White House Crypto Summit Wave to Announce… ARPPU?

With the White House Crypto Summit making waves, blockchain gaming darling Bombie seizes the moment to announce… an impressive ARPPU.