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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

SiliconSnark Article Accidentally Wipes Out $1 Trillion in Nasdaq Market Cap, Oops (Satire)

SiliconSnark Article Accidentally Wipes Out $1 Trillion in Nasdaq Market Cap, Oops (Satire)

In what economists are calling “a historic event in financial self-ownage,” the Nasdaq Composite took a nosedive Wednesday after a SiliconSnark article went viral, apparently shattering investor confidence in tech’s reality-distortion field.

AI CEO, AI Board, AI Employees: OpenAI's Fully-Automated Enterprise Is Finally Here!

AI CEO, AI Board, AI Employees: OpenAI's Fully-Automated Enterprise Is Finally Here!

With the launch of their new OpenAI Responses API, integrated web search, file search, and even computer use capabilities, we’re just a few updates away from the ultimate corporate utopia: an enterprise run entirely by AI agents.

Yescoin Promises Big Crypto Rewards. All You Have to Do is Tap, Spin, and Believe!

Yescoin Promises Big Crypto Rewards. All You Have to Do is Tap, Spin, and Believe!

When financial strategy boils down to ‘tap, spin, and pray’—Yescoin believers in their natural habitat.

Apple Rolls Out New Arcade Games. The World Rolls Its Eyes.

Apple Rolls Out New Arcade Games. The World Rolls Its Eyes.

Apple rolls out new arcade games. That brings Apple Arcade’s collection to "over 200 games," which sounds impressive until you realize it includes a staggering number of “beloved” mobile classics that were already free with ads.

Asana’s CEO is Retiring, But Don’t Worry—We Made Him a Task Board for That

Asana’s CEO is Retiring, But Don’t Worry—We Made Him a Task Board for That

After nearly 17 years of checking off tasks, color-coding projects, and making sure everyone on his team hit those OKRs, Asana co-founder and CEO Dustin Moskovitz has finally decided it’s time to mark one last task complete: retiring from the top job.

HumanX 2025’s Biggest News? A New Way to Quantify Your Humanity

HumanX 2025’s Biggest News? A New Way to Quantify Your Humanity

Introducing the 'Human Success Score,' because your boss wasn’t tracking enough metrics already! Keep that streak alive or risk workplace shame!

Google’s Gemini Just Invited You to a Meeting About Meetings. Hope You Can Make It!

Google’s Gemini Just Invited You to a Meeting About Meetings. Hope You Can Make It!

When AI decides your schedule for you… Gemini in Gmail now auto-adds events to your calendar, whether you asked for them or not! Hope you like ‘Meetings about Meetings.’