Adobe Unleashes Firefly Video AI: Because Who Needs Actual Creativity Anymore? Adobe, the company that once empowered designers to create, has taken one step closer to rendering them obsolete.
BuzzFeed Declares War on Doomscrolling with ‘Joyful’ Social Platform BuzzFeed has announced its brilliant plan to launch a social platform that will “restore joy and creativity.” Jonah Peretti, BuzzFeed’s founder and CEO (and self-proclaimed champion of The Future of the Internet™), warns us about the monstrous reign of SNARF—Stakes, Novelty, Anger, Retention, and Fear. Apparently, these negative
Nokia Plans to Reinvent AI in the Image of Its Indestructible Brick Phones (Satire) Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310.