Jack Dorsey Laid Off 4,000 People and Called It “The Future”

Jack Dorsey cuts 4,000 jobs at Block despite strong profits, citing AI efficiency. A sharp look at the philosophy behind thriving-company layoffs.

2030: The Year When AI Agents One-Shotted Every SaaS App (And We Realized We Missed Logins)

A sarcastic, narrative look at the year 2030, when AI agents could instantly replicate any SaaS app—collapsing seat-based pricing, product teams, and possibly basic accountability.

The 5 Most Ridiculous Numbers From NVIDIA’s Q4 Fiscal 2026 Results

NVIDIA just posted $68.1B in quarterly revenue and 75% gross margins. We ranked the 5 most surprising numbers from the earnings release.

Pentagon vs. Anthropic: When “Move Fast and Break Things” Meets the Defense Production Act

Axios reports Pete Hegseth gave Anthropic an ultimatum: loosen AI safeguards for the Pentagon or face Defense Production Act action.

Nothing Phone (4a) Announcement Is the Most Minimalist Smartphone Tease Ever

No specs. No features. Just “Built different.” The Nothing Phone (4a) press release might be the ultimate anti-hype smartphone launch strategy.

This Week in Snark: AI Forks, Crypto Prompts, Regulated Shovels, and the Monetization of Your Soul

From Sonic’s AI-powered Web3 launch to OpenAI’s latest agent move, plus EV hype and Snapchat monetizing FOMO—your snarky weekly tech industry recap.

Crypto Just Entered Its ChatGPT Era: Sonic’s Spawn Brings AI to Web3 and DeFi

With Spawn, Sonic Labs claims anyone can build a Web3 or DeFi app using plain English. We explore the upside—and the on-chain risks.

Strutt ev¹ Surpasses Sales Targets, Apparently Invents a Whole New Vehicle Category

Strutt says its ev¹ Smart Everyday Vehicle is redefining mobility. Early pre-orders beat projections, and Q2 2026 deliveries are on track.

The Definitive Guide to AI's GPTs and Friends

Your go-to, alphabetized field guide to the chatbots, large language models, and generative darlings currently powering our weird, slightly unsettling, extremely helpful digital future.

Sam Altman and Dario Amodei Accidentally Fork the AI Industry in Front of the Prime Minister

At the India AI Impact Summit, OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Anthropic’s Dario Amodei skipped a unity handshake — and accidentally created the most symbolic AI moment of 2026.

Gorilla Technology Wants to Fund the AI Gold Rush — and It Just Bought a Regulated Shovel

Gorilla Technology’s planned acquisition of Shackleton Finance would create Gorilla Technology Capital, a regulated vehicle targeting AI data centres and GPU infrastructure.

Snapchat Launches Creator Subscriptions, Monetizing Your FOMO One Snap at a Time

Snapchat launches Creator Subscriptions, adding exclusive content, priority replies, and ad-free Stories to power scalable creator revenue.