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Allbirds Sold Its Shoes to Buy GPUs. The Stock Is Up 600% Because Of Course It Is. The eco-friendly sneaker brand that once wanted to save the planet one wool step at a time has a new dream: GPU-as-a-Service. Investors have questions. Just kidding — they have buy orders.
Google Put Gemini on My Mac — Finally, an AI Roommate With Keyboard Shortcuts Google finally gave Gemini a native Mac app, and annoyingly, it makes a lot of sense. Fast hotkeys and screen context shine; the pricing aura remains aggressively Google.
Sapient Perception Raised €2M to Help Drones See Everything Sapient Perception wants drones to stop choosing between zoom and context. The €2M pre-seed is serious tech wrapped in unusually theatrical startup language.
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