Deep Dive
SF Tech Week 2026 Turns San Francisco Into a Pitch Deck You Can Walk Through
SF Tech Week 2026 runs October 5–11. Explore the events, AI hype, robots, networking traps, and Boston comparisons before your calendar files for bankruptcy.
Review
8BitDo’s Gears of War: E-Day keyboard and mouse are smart, capable, and gloriously overcommitted to desk-based military history.
Consumer Tech
Neurable One puts 12 EEG sensors and a ‘Brain Battery’ in $499 headphones. The focus tech is clever; the cognitive dashboard needs humility.
AI
Sam Altman and Dario Amodei become an AI pop duo in APT. and Gotye memes. The internet has a modest request for the rival CEOs: please just be friends.
A September 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Kimi, Qwen, Meta AI, Mistral, open weights, coding agents, and AI companions.
The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.
Tokenmaxxed is an electronic concept album about tokenmaxxing’s rise and fall, sung by an AI token moving between techno, disco, and obsolescence.
A SiliconSnark deep dive on 250 years of American technology, picking one great invention or system from every decade since 1776.
SiliconSnark Startup Brainrot launches on Roblox with trend collecting, startup pitching, scammer bots, Hype Waves, and an IPO Bell.
SiliconSnark has entered its concept-album era: a Suno-made retro-futurist soundtrack for AI agents, dashboards, burnout, model collapse, and logging off.
The internet’s snarkiest site for celebrating tech innovation, and calling out the nonsense.
Another NSW website joins OpenAI’s incident list. Today’s disclosure tests whether agent safety includes knowing where your software went months ago.
Vicinity Energy’s planned majority sale values the Boston company at $2.92 billion, putting district heating and Cambridge electrification in the spotlight.
Daniela Amodei’s reported stuffed-animal advisory council inspires 12 very silly reasons to give a teddy bear authority over your meetings and snack budget.
Sony’s AI controller patent could finish inputs for players with motor limitations. Smart accessibility, real privacy questions, and absolutely no release date.
Fiserv launches Roughrider Coin for North Dakota banks. Inside the stablecoin’s payment mechanics, community-bank incentives, and unanswered cost questions.
Ro Khanna asks AI labs about attempted model-weight theft. A useful security inquiry, provided the national interest doesn’t become a corporate moat.
SteelSeries’ new UWB gaming mice promise true 8K polling, low latency, and infinite battery life. The catch is a $180 ticket to esports overkill.
MIT-linked Ataraxos beats elite Stratego players with far less compute. A new Nature paper shows real progress, with real limits beyond the game board.
Open USD launches with free minting and redemption, partner rewards and familiar payment giants. Who benefits, what works, and where the limits remain.
IVAI promises public investors access to private AI companies. The door is useful; the fees, valuations and eventual portfolio still have to earn their keep.
OpenAI DevDay 2026 gets the SiliconSnark treatment: brilliant tools, platform dependence, and a software revolution with a suspiciously enthusiastic landlord.
Megaport signed A$979 million in AI contracts with hefty customer prepayments. The demand looks serious. The servers still have to earn their keep.