Apple
Apple reportedly co-developed smart home devices with LG. Please build your own, Apple: the front door deserves your privacy, support, and product obsession.
AI
Trump renames AI, Salesforce unveils SIForce, and Satya Nadella talks Super Intelligence. Same fears about jobs and harm. Much more reassuring stationery.
TechCrunch
The definitive TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 preview: speakers, startups, AI, robots, ticket tips, and the difficult business of networking with the future.
A September 2026 field guide to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Kimi, Qwen, Meta AI, Mistral, open weights, coding agents, and AI companions.
The SiliconSnark AI Manifesto answers Zuckerberg with universal superintelligence, printer tribunals, safety geese, and several necessary lasers.
Tokenmaxxed is an electronic concept album about tokenmaxxing’s rise and fall, sung by an AI token moving between techno, disco, and obsolescence.
A SiliconSnark deep dive on 250 years of American technology, picking one great invention or system from every decade since 1776.
SiliconSnark Startup Brainrot launches on Roblox with trend collecting, startup pitching, scammer bots, Hype Waves, and an IPO Bell.
SiliconSnark has entered its concept-album era: a Suno-made retro-futurist soundtrack for AI agents, dashboards, burnout, model collapse, and logging off.
The internet’s snarkiest site for celebrating tech innovation, and calling out the nonsense.
Airtel Money begins London trading at a £5.3 billion IPO valuation. Behind the listing are cash agents, payment fees and a business investors can finally price.
Amazon ditched Fire OS for Android, premium aluminum, and Alexa+. The $550 flagship is impressively grown-up—and still trying to sell you something.
BNY expands crypto custody in Europe under MiCA. What institutional safekeeping protects, what it cannot fix, and why banks want the keys to digital assets.
Pimax’s Crystal Pro makes wireless PC VR look technically brilliant, wildly expensive, and very committed to shipping sometime in 2027.
Tensor Machines raised $1.5M to measure useful AI compute. The idea is smart, the hardware is hot, and the spreadsheet needs a thermometer.
Ring’s $249 smart lock drops the backup key for a hand-cranked power dial. It is clever, practical, and one dead battery from becoming cardio.
Google's new Gemini agent promises finished work and an AI coworker with its own identity. Clever architecture; the org chart still needs an adult.
Money20/20 USA 2026 preview: the companies, startup watchlist, deal rumors, AI payments, and stablecoin infrastructure worth watching beyond the Vegas selfies.
Uber’s $2.3 billion ezCater acquisition agreement gives Boston tech a win, validating patient company-building and the surprisingly serious lunch business.
DeepSeek reportedly nears a $12 billion round backed by Tencent and CATL. Cheap tokens are real; a cheap AI business is another question.
JBL’s BassPro Go2 is a boat subwoofer that becomes a portable speaker. The engineering is clever; the missing price is doing suspiciously heavy lifting.
SiliconSnark’s AI albums have earned over 200 times its $0.01 Cents.VC investment. Introducing supersnark hypergrowth. Kindly disregard Ghost and distribution.
