Roblox Checked the Ages. The Crisis Checked Back In. Roblox's age-verification rollout was supposed to fix child safety. Months later, lawsuits, settlements, new kid accounts, and Roblox's own filings tell a messier story.
Mark Zuckerberg Is Spending $145 Billion on AI This Year. When Asked About the ROI, He Called It a “Very Technical Question.”
Mark Zuckerberg Is Spending $145 Billion on AI This Year. When Asked About the ROI, He Called It a “Very Technical Question.” Meta smashed every earnings estimate, hiked its AI spending to $145 billion, and watched the stock drop 8% anyway. Zuckerberg’s explanation for the return on all that investment? “That’s a very technical question.”
Microsoft Turns Windows 11 Into an Xbox Front End With Commitment Issues Xbox Mode wants your PC to behave like a console without giving up PC chaos. It is smart, overdue, and still faintly held together by Game Bar and vibes.
All3 Raised $25 Million to Turn Housing Into a Robotics Problem All3 thinks housing gets cheaper when architecture, factories, and a four-legged robot finally share a brain. Wild pitch, real pain point, oddly persuasive.
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Digital Identity, Explained: Why Every App Suddenly Wants Proof You’re Human, Old Enough, and Probably Real
OpenAI Is Killing DALL-E. Its Replacement Was Tested Under the Name “Maskingtape-Alpha.” This Is Not a Screenshot.