Jensen Huang Resigns From Nvidia. SiliconSnark Can Offer Him $35 a Column.

After Jensen Huang resigns as Nvidia CEO, SiliconSnark offers him a contributor gig, a $35 rate and a first assignment involving one very specific toaster.

Aura Put Nine Colors in a $349 Frame and Slowed Down Your Photos

Aura Ink 10 makes digital photos look calmer and more permanent. The $349 price and muted color keep this elegant e-paper frame niche.

MIT Gives Its Climate Emulator One Extremely Weird Homework Assignment

MIT researchers designed synthetic emissions scenarios that helped a climate emulator handle unfamiliar policy changes. A full-scale test still lies ahead.

Jensen Huang Has Five Ways Out of Nvidia’s Affair Scandal. One Requires Coldplay.

After the New York Times reports a second alleged Jensen Huang affair, SiliconSnark offers Nvidia five escape plans, including a hostile takeover of Coldplay.

Dario Amodei Sees AI Ending Disease. TikTok Gave a Banana Abs.

Dario Amodei’s Anthropic IPO roadshow predicts an end to major diseases within a decade. Meanwhile, AI has delivered Fruit Love Island and a Dario breakup duet.

Breggz Put Five Drivers in Your Ears and Fired Noise Cancellation

Breggz’s £549 Zohn 2 packs five drivers into each earbud, skips ANC on principle, and makes movie night feel like an audiophile tax audit.

Rox Raised $100 Million to Find Sales Leads a Penny at a Time

Rox raised $100 million for AI that researches sales accounts a penny at a time. Finding the buyer looks economical. Taking credit for the sale is trickier.

Fabri Gives Billerica Metal Casting a Fast Lane Around the Tooling Traffic

Billerica-based Fabri combines 3D-printed patterns and foundry software to speed metal casting, with real customers and bigger production ambitions for 2027.

Alta Raised $47.5 Million to Get Corporate Cash Out of the Waiting Room

Alta’s $47.5 million Series A backs a blockchain for institutional payments. The real test is freeing idle cash without adding new treasury risks.

Australia Plans an AI Regulator. The Apology Email Needs a Deadline.

Australia proposes an AI safety regulator after the OpenAI breach. Independent checks and faster alerts sound useful. Now the legislation needs actual teeth.

Ring Put a Security Camera on Propellers and Called the Noise Privacy

Ring’s $249.99 indoor drone maps your home, chases alarms, and buzzes loudly for privacy. Clever security, alarming cloud dependence, excellent theater.

Jensen Huang’s Nvidia Affair Scandal Makes Astronomer’s Kiss Cam Look Like Onboarding

Jensen Huang’s admitted affair and Nvidia’s espionage inquiry turn the Astronomer comparison nuclear—and put his China-policy advocacy under harsh scrutiny.