This Week in Snark - SiliconSnark

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: From Citi’s AI World Tour to Anthropic’s $13B Sovereign Wealth Flex

From Citi AI expanding to 80 markets to Anthropic’s $13B sovereign wealth cosplay—and yes, an AI bee—here’s the week’s tech hype, snarked.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: AI Gets Keys to Your Browser, 4K Dog Spying, and a Taxpayer Bailout Buffet

Snark powers down for Labor Day, but not before roasting AI, 4K dog cams, Intel bailouts, and vibe hacking in this week’s funniest tech roundup.

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This Week in Snark: Meme Coins, Patriot Chips, $1,199 Beta Tests, AI PDFs, Billion-Dollar Cables, and the Summer of Silk

“This Week in Snark: Kanye’s meme coin flop, DeepSeek’s chip hype, Google Pixel 10, Adobe Acrobat Studio, Amphenol’s $1B cables, and Kraig Biocraft’s worm army.”

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This Week in Snark: From AI Spending Sprees to Sprinklers That Outrank You

From billion-dollar AI spending sprees to Nvidia’s seven-announcement chaos, this week in tech was pure absurdity — and we snarked it all so you don’t have to.

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This Week in Snark: GPT-5, a $3,499 Sound Bar, $100M Spam Funding, and Quantum AI That’s Mostly Vibes

From OpenAI’s GPT-5 overshadowing every other launch to Yamaha’s luxury sound bar, Clay’s $100M “marketing engineer” hype, and D-Wave’s pretend-it’s-real quantum AI toolkit, here’s the snarky roundup of tech news you didn’t know you needed.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: When Apple Prints Money, Zuck Prints Hype, and Interns Fake It With AI

Weekly satirical roundup of tech news, AI absurdities, and corporate delusions.

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This Week in Snark: TSA Scans, StreamStore Schemes, and Silicon-Powered Egos

Skewering TSA’s AI dreams, OpenAI’s power-hungry Stargate, Xfinity’s StreamStore mess, and more absurd 2025 headlines.

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This Week in Snark: From Kiss Cam Collapses to Color-Picking Clouds

A snark-filled roundup of the week's wildest tech news, featuring Astronomer’s scandal, AI paint picks, spider silk deals, Ethernet hype, and more.

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This Week in Snark: AI Thrillers, Sovereign Silicon, and a Fold Too Far

A weekly roundup of the most overhyped moves in tech—from Nvidia declaring nationhood to Samsung’s buzzword-filled foldable, plus AI novels and power plays from CoreWeave and Marquess.

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This Week in Snark: Drones Replace Fireworks, Meta Still Humorless, and Florida Man Sells Quantum Nonsense

This week in tech satire: AI gets paywalled, fireworks go drone-mode, and Meta still can’t take a joke.

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This Week in Snark: Forklifts, Fundraises, and Phantom Robotaxis

Robotaxis reappear, AI funds everything and apologizes later, and Xero drops $2.5B just to sound strategic—welcome to another week of Silicon spin.

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This Week in Snark: AI Glasses, Corporate Avatars, and Klarna’s Phone Grift

From AI glasses for gymfluencers to Fujitsu's deck-reading robots and Klarna’s new phone hustle, here’s your satirical breakdown of the week’s weirdest tech news.

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